Nurse, I'll take my coffee in a cup please.
Don't ask me what I'm reading..."During WWI, a nurse discovered that patients who received coffee grounds in their enemas recovered from serious wounds at a much faster rate than those who received regular enemas....CAUTION: Do not use coffee enemas for more than six weeks at a time."Just in case you were wondering I guess.
(Clearly this nurse had issues.)
posted by Mark at 5:41 AM
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It's been a long time since I have been to that type of party.
Yet more evidence that coffee is the greatest boon to mankind since Athena gave the olive to the Greeks. (Who have since employed it in a variety of fascinating ways, but that's another story...)
I can hear the nurse now. She's like, "I wonder what will happen, if for the next six weeks, I squirt a quart of coffee up all the guy's asses? Hmmm. I better record the results in my diary."
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