Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Nurse, I'll take my coffee in a cup please.

Don't ask me what I'm reading...
"During WWI, a nurse discovered that patients who received coffee grounds in their enemas recovered from serious wounds at a much faster rate than those who received regular enemas....CAUTION: Do not use coffee enemas for more than six weeks at a time."
Just in case you were wondering I guess.
(Clearly this nurse had issues.)

3 Comments:

Blogger GayProf said...

It's been a long time since I have been to that type of party.

11:00 AM  
Anonymous jacko said...

Yet more evidence that coffee is the greatest boon to mankind since Athena gave the olive to the Greeks. (Who have since employed it in a variety of fascinating ways, but that's another story...)

1:28 PM  
Blogger chiron said...

I can hear the nurse now. She's like, "I wonder what will happen, if for the next six weeks, I squirt a quart of coffee up all the guy's asses? Hmmm. I better record the results in my diary."

9:26 PM  

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