Friday, March 31, 2006

"Look, I'm sorry I'm such a bitch."

Never believe a queen who says that, or who begins any rant with the words, "Look, I'm sorry I'm such a bitch, but..."

Because a real queen is deeply satisfied with being a bitch.

4 Comments:

Blogger Andy said...

I even made poor Louis take me on Crusade. How's that for blasphemy? I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled.

12:12 PM  
Blogger chiron said...

Ah yes Eleanor of Aquitaine, the woman who gave us the most brutal line of dialog Hollywood ever quoted: "I could peel you like a pear and God Himself would call it justice."

6:27 PM  
Blogger GayProf said...

You are not being a bitch if what you say is true. I call that being helpful.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Sandouri Dean Bey said...

i wish i had hair like that.

10:32 AM  

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