"Look, I'm sorry I'm such a bitch."
Never believe a queen who says that, or who begins any rant with the words, "Look, I'm sorry I'm such a bitch, but..."Because a real queen is deeply satisfied with being a bitch.
posted by Mark at 11:48 AM
Friday, March 31, 2006
Never believe a queen who says that, or who begins any rant with the words, "Look, I'm sorry I'm such a bitch, but..."Because a real queen is deeply satisfied with being a bitch.
4 Comments:
I even made poor Louis take me on Crusade. How's that for blasphemy? I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled.
Ah yes Eleanor of Aquitaine, the woman who gave us the most brutal line of dialog Hollywood ever quoted: "I could peel you like a pear and God Himself would call it justice."
You are not being a bitch if what you say is true. I call that being helpful.
i wish i had hair like that.
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